dudes

some of you suck serious ass at singing

oh man

this is worse than the time I drunk dialed Cambodia

even though I was right

Angkor Wat totally does look like a bunch of dicks

so just like ignore any texts you get from me

wtf

hey

this is the first month where weird shit hasn't happened to me


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guys

this is not the Forties

we are not fighting a war

this is not some weird frozen corner of Russia

no one's a Nazi

this wasn't cool the first time around

and if anyone tries to invade me I'm giving them swine flu

p.s. Desai you suck